Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Dress me up. (And then undress me, if you choose.)

Ciao fashionistas!  As I said in an earlier post, I've decided that I want to create and photograph fashionable and feminine outfits for the 12+ different styles of hosiery that I currently own.  (I'm not quite sure what I was thinking at the time, but this is starting to become an obsession!)  I've already modeled 6 pair.  I've decided on outfits for 3 more and am waiting for the chance to model them.  But I'm stuck on ideas for 3 other patterned pairs of hosiery.


So, my fabulous, modern and chic readers, here's your chance to dress me up!  What type of outfit should I wear with these hose?  I have a few pair of black pumps to wear, but I need some ideas for the clothes.  (And also, since my hairy arms are a little too unfeminine, I choose to wear tops and dresses that are long sleeves and not too low cut.)  I look forward to any suggestions you may have for me.  Now only if I could have you over to help me get dressed - or better yet, get undressed!!
 
What would you wear if a handsome beau gifted you with a pair of these fabulous pantyhose and asked you to wear them with something sexy for a wonderful night out together?

Ciao! Elise

I've "maid" my decision.

I've FINALLY gotten around to making a new caption!  Yeah me!!!  I have such a huuuge caption debt on Rachel's Haven that I'm hoping this new cap will inspire me to finally finish all the 1/2 completed caps in my queue.


Do you recognize the legs in this photo??
Ciao! Elise

Thursday, May 23, 2013

These back seam pantyhose are making me horny!

I had an entire morning of "Elise time" earlier this week, so I took a bunch of photos for my next few hosiery ads.  I'me super-excited about how they look so far!  Anyways, I've been wearing hosiery for about as long as I can remember (and I'm a little embarrassed to say this), but I've never worn backseam pantyhose until now.  I am in love!!  I spent an incredible amount of time admiring the back of my own legs and I came to this conclusion - backseam hosiery was designed and is worn for one reason: seduction.  Check out this picture and I think you'll agree:

The staccato tap of high heels grabs my attention, and as I turn to watch the woman walk into the room, I am immediately spellbound by her beauty: the lustrous dark hair that frames her pretty face; the beautiful outfit that flatters the long lines and seductive curves of her fabulous figure; gorgeous long legs wrapped in the sheerest black hosiery.  Breathless, I am only able to offer a smile as she approaches and then passes by.

I turn to watch her walk away, allowing my gaze to drift down to her legs and my heart stumbles over a few beats.  A thin black line runs from the heel of her stilettos, up her lean calves to her firm thighs, and disappears beneath the short hem of her snug black skirt - leading my eyes up the seductive path that my fingers and my lips would like to travel.

I know she could have worn regular black pantyhose with her outfit today, but she specifically chose backseams because she not only likes the attention they bring her, but she wants to be wanted, she wants to be the object of men's fantasies.  Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to see if she and I can make my fantasies become our realities.

Does the "thin black line" of backseam hosiery do anything for you?  Or as in the words of the infamous Austin Powers "do I make you horny?"  Share all the sexy details!
Ciao! Elise

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

My sexy new career!

I've finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up!

It's no secret that I have a hosiery obsession and I wish I could wear them all the time.  I hate that I have to hide them under my pants, when I really wish I could be showing off what I think are pretty nice legs.  And I also hate that the bare leg trend has gotten so popular with women.  I think that maybe women just need a reminder of how much prettier and sexier their legs could look in hose - and I'm the man for the job!

So my new career, my "dream job", is a hosiery model.  I would absolutely love nothing more than to model pantyhose & stockings & tights in a variety of beautiful clothing & shoes, in a variety of real life situations to show that hose don't only have to be for special occasions, but should be worn everyday and everywhere.  My joy and enthusiasm for my subject would show in my pictures, inspiring women to want to make their legs look as sexy as mine, and reinvigorating the declining sales of hosiery!  

During my week as Elise, I had so much fun taking pictures of myself in different outfits that I can't stop thinking about doing it again, so I've decided I want to create and photograph outfits for the 12+ different styles of hose that I currently own.  Does anyone know an agency where I can then submit these photos and start my dream job?

Here's a simple, sample ad I made using one of my earlier modeling photos:
What do you think?  Do I have a future as a hosiery model?  Does this inspire you to want to wear hosiery?
Ciao! Elise

Friday, May 10, 2013

New shoes!!!

I owned several pairs of black heels - each in a different style - in the last few years.  Wearing each pair has made me figure out what my ideal one pair of black heels would be: black leather (not shiny patent), with a pointed toe and spiked heel at least 3" high.  Recently I decided to make it my mission to find and buy that exact pair of shoes, which isn't especially easy when you need a size 11.

A few days ago I was in JC Penneys (an American department store) and wandered through the women's shoe section as I usually do.  The displays contained so many different shoes that I wanted, but none of them were "my shoes".  Then I decided to try my luck in the clearance racks, heading straight for the "sizes 9 and up" rack.  Like a diamond in a pile of rocks, I saw a pair of black pointed toes poking out between a few pairs of last year's boots and sandals.  My heart was racing as I bent down and pulled the shoes from the rack and saw the nearly 4" spiked heels.  It was my shoe, but was it my size?  Holding the supple leather in my hand, I crossed my fingers, took a peek inside and saw "size 11" printed there.  My heart skipped a few beats!!  I had found my perfect shoe!  I could swear I even heard angels singing!

So I found a bench in the corner, tugged off my socks and sneakers and slipped my bare feet into my dream shoes (not at all caring about the looks from the 3 older women also shopping for shoes).  They were a pefect fit, as if they were handmade just for me, and I was happier than if I had just won the lottery!  (Although if I DID win the lottery, I could have bought all the shoes in the store!)  I have yet to wear them enfemme, but I have so many dreams about the fabulous places these gorgeous new shoes are going to take me!!


What kind of shoes do you wear?
Ciao! Elise

Friday, April 19, 2013

She's got legs!!

I've always liked to accesorize a rather boring man outfit with bright socks, funky ties, and unique shoes.  As Elise, it's no different - except that there are SO MANY more ways to accesorize every single outfit.  Like on my first day, when I finally decided on a top, skirt and heels - but which hose to wear??  As a hosiery addict, I of course had many different styles to choose from.  Which ones do you prefer?   


I actually ended up wearing all of these pairs (and a few others) during the week.  Do you have any favorite styles or shades of hose you like to wear?  Do you care to share a picture of your sexy legs??

Ciao! Elise

Monday, April 15, 2013

A Hairy Situation!

I’ve been looking through all the pictures I’ve taken of Elise during the week, reminiscing about how much I enjoyed the opportunity to model a few of my favorite outfits.  But I couldn’t help overlook one problem: my hair.  Specifically, not enough and too much.  I’ve always wished I had long, sultry brunette waves, the kind you see in every shampoo or hair-product commercial.  I’d love to run my fingers through my dark silky mane (or better yet – have someone else run their fingers through it), to feel the soft curls bounce on my bare shoulders, and to coyly tuck a wayward lock behind my ear. 


But as I’m going through my pictures to find ones to share, I’m struck by the fact that I have too much hair in all the wrong places – my arms, my legs, my chest.  Since I didn’t want to shave and answer all those unavoidable questions, it prevented me from photographing myself in many of the more feminine pieces in the wardrobe, like short-sleeved or lowcut tops, and legs in just one layer of sheer hose.  So I had to do a lot of creative (and sometimes unusual) poses to hides any hints of my masculinity, and now I’m doing quite a bit of editing and cropping and altering to conceal what was captured.  But the few final products I have so far are fabulous, and I can’t wait to share!

Ciao! Elise